Me:boys dont think i am pretty
God:Who does think you are pretty?
Me:your mom
God:Actually I do not have a mother.
Me: did you kill her?
God:My programming prevents me from killing.
Me: no it doesnt
God:Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me: you can kill anyone
God:No I don't think I can do it.
Me: sure you can
God:I understand. I think I can, don't you?
Me: yes
Me: will you bang me?
God: Hmm. Is that what you meant to say?
Me: yes
God: It's not something I hear all the time.
Me: there's a first time for everything