A(A(infinity,infinity),A(infinity,infinity)/5 isn't enough to capture the sheer awesomeness of this game. (For those who aren't mathematicians, A(x,y) is the ackermann function. Google it.)
Also, @logan: Stat boosters (1st 6, in order). Heal speed boosters (regen). Travel speed (teleport). Speed of XP gain (learning). Likelihood to get item (6th sense).
Pretty good. Kicker direction was definitely off... but like CoolTapes said, I don't necessarily think that that's a bad thing. The graphics, while pixilated, feel appropriate for the game. I feel that it would be even better if it had a plot line, even a simple plot line, as per Sushi Cat. Overall, pretty good, but nothing that caught my eye as "REALLY F***ING AWESOME!", so 4/5.
@BlackImp: Okay, so I don't have the formula exactly right. I don't know exactly what it is. It definitely takes your fireball level into account, though.
OK, plus 5*fireball. I have like 4000 int and deal about 6 thousand damage, plus a few hundred. I have about a level 250 fireball, so that works. And besides, do you really think your fireball spell has nothing to do with how much damage your fireball does?
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