Me: *Flying past a cop with a speedometer* "I'm Flying! Wheeeeeeeee!"
Cop: "Oh, he's going the speed limit. Who cares if he's in mid air, he's a good citizen!"
On level VIII, when you make it to the ground, if you enjoy sadness for the characters, walk to the left and don't stop and there will be a more unhappy ending.
How about The Beiber skin and a item known as a Water Bottle. You can throw it at his head, and the water bottle will shower him with water and he'll say. "I'm wet! I'm wet! Somebody get me a towel."
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about your epic combo score!?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
Nappa: What? 9000?! It must be broken!
Vegeta: No I just placed a bunch of launchers and saws.
Nappa: Oh.