Tip: Before you log out, equip all of the gold-gaining relics you can, because while you're gone you'll gain gold from them. Who needs fighting relics if you're not gonna fight?
Be shot out of a cannon, then fall down to the ground from 20,000 feet at speeds of 100 mph? No problem. Hit a balloon without being in a ball? It's like a knife in the back.
Thats like complaining that cotton candy isn't candy, just sugar. Don't be so obsessive. It's something you can make armor and swords with. What's the difference.
In reality, i would've just caused about 8 sinkholes from mining all of the dirt from underneath the grass. Apparently 3 inches of dirt and some grass is enough to hold up 2 buildings with people in both.
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