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Frontier	Nov. 02, 2009 Rating: 0 Extremely buggy once you buy the vanguard. I am currently involved in a bug where, upon reaching a city and declaring a siege, instead of battling, my party continued on their merry way. I assume I will continue traveling until I die, given that every single encounter so far, this trip, has been a party of enforcers who attack me on sight.
Sky Invasion	Jul. 31, 2009 Rating: -2 This is just what I need. Another game with levels too hard to beat on the first run, so all my time is wasted just losing and saving up my experience to buy that 3% gold increase, only to have my ass kicked again. If this wasn't such a blatant ripoff of Kingdom of the Wind, I'd be less condemning. 2/5, cause at least the maker picked a good game to copy.
Orbital Decay	Apr. 18, 2009 Rating: 0 Man, this is pretty freakin' bad. Has anyone else notices how annoyingly calm the characters are while they're talking? I mean, there's a freaking WARSHIP coming right for your ship and they're just all "Wait, I'm confused. Let's check through some records and deduce that these enemy ships are, in fact, raiders..." I'll give it 1/5, just because the main ship is a little badass. Not very badass, but, hey, it's only one star. Great review, eh?
Don't Look Back	Mar. 08, 2009 Rating: 0 My God... What an amazing retelling of the the legend of Orpheus. If you knw that story, this game has so much more meaning. There was a man named Orpheus whose wife died, and he decided to go to the the underworld and save her. Hades said he could, but he could not turn to see if his wife's ghost was there. So Orpheus climbs back up, and right before he leaves he thinks, "What if it was all a trick?" and he turns to see if her ghost is there. Of course, she is, and as he turns she disappears forever. And now you know. 5/5 + Favorited.
Dodge	Jan. 13, 2009 Rating: 0 Whoa, sweet! Upside-down text! How'd you do that? And the game? well, I don't know, it's still loading... checks watch
Two Rooms	Jan. 11, 2009 Rating: 0 This, honestly, is a pretty sweet game. Finally beat it, without any walkthroughs, which probably explains my sucky time of 640 seconds. I REALLY want badges, but there's no API. Gonna add that ever, sebby_man? 5/5.
SeppuKuties	Dec. 14, 2008 Rating: 0 Whoa, that was messed up... Upstate Farm Badge (easy – 5 points) Complete the first world in SeppuKuties You acquired this badge on Dec. 09, 2008. Screw the Pooch (completed) Screw the Pooch Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete all 21 levels in SeppuKuties You acquired this badge on Dec. 14, 2008. Acornucopia (completed) Acornucopia Badge (hard – 30 points) Earn an "A" rank on all 5 worlds in SeppuKuties You acquired this badge on Dec. 14, 2008. Swaintastic (completed) Swaintastic Badge (hard – 30 points) Reach Paradise Meadows with 25 lives remaining in SeppuKuties You acquired this badge on Dec. 14, 2008.
SeppuKuties	Dec. 14, 2008 Rating: 0 It's okay, I guess. Upstate Farm Badge (easy – 5 points) Complete the first world in SeppuKuties You acquired this badge on Dec. 09, 2008. Screw the Pooch (completed) Screw the Pooch Badge (medium – 15 points) Complete all 21 levels in SeppuKuties * Game completed – If you've already completed the final level, finish it once more to earn this badge. Acornucopia (completed) Acornucopia Badge (hard – 30 points) Earn an "A" rank on all 5 worlds in SeppuKuties * Grade A: World 1 * Grade A: World 2 * Grade A: World 3 * Grade A: World 4 * Grade A: World 5 Swaintastic (completed) Swaintastic Badge (hard – 30 points) Reach Paradise Meadows with 25 lives remaining in SeppuKuties Under the Mountain and Through the Woods Challenge To Paradise Meadows we go! * Complete world 3 You completed this challenge Dec. 09, 2008.
Casual Gameplay Escape	Dec. 14, 2008 Rating: 0 Pretty fun, original for an escape game. My only issue is that it won't give me the badge. 4/5.
Aether	Dec. 13, 2008 Rating: 0 Cool, badges for one of the best games on Kong.
Hands of War	Dec. 08, 2008 Rating: 0 Yay! All my hard work, gone, like that! Thanks a million! Rating -- 1/5! Yay!
Bureau of Steam Engineering	Dec. 08, 2008 Rating: 0 Great concept, except for one thing: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. Can someone help me, or is there something I'm not getting? So far, I can turn on a buzzsaw, briefly, and move the robot. That's it. Once I figure out how to play, I'm sure I'll like it. But for now, I'm lost.
HAMNSTER	Nov. 16, 2008 Rating: -1 Yeah, it was "Holy ****". I saw that commercial too, but I think it was a rabbit. Also, this game is okay, nothing special. 3/5.
Pieces	Nov. 10, 2008 Rating: 0 Amazing game. Sorta like old GBA games, in its own way. Great music, good use of old graphics. 5/5 + favorited. Oh, and I finally beat it. 60,600 points.
SHIFT 3	Nov. 02, 2008 Rating: 0 What the hell? The secret character is Mel Gibson? Why couldn't it be Jesus or somebody cool? 5/5.
Tactical Assassin Substratum	Oct. 22, 2008 Rating: 0 Too easy, slashing is unnecessary. Pro: It's like TA2. 3/5
Platform Racing 2	Oct. 01, 2008 Rating: 0 I'm deep, sorta.
Platform Racing 2	Oct. 01, 2008 Rating: 0 October is LGBT month. Think about it.
StormWinds 1.5	Sep. 22, 2008 Rating: 0 Good game, but Campaign 3 is insane.... Nice gameplay, good graphics.... 5/5.
Aether	Sep. 10, 2008 Rating: 0 This is a beautiful game... There are so few like this, it's a real gem. My only complaint is that it is almost too short. 5/5, favorited.

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