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UPGRADE COMPLETE!

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Jul. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

I don't know whether to be happy that a satirical game got top rated or sad that it got top rated because people liked it as a normal game.

Phage Wars 2

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Jul. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

Joe is right in one regard - the last levels are significantly easier.

Phage Wars 2

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Jul. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

Just make it strong, defensive, with great reproduction. Ignore speed and agility. You don't really need 'em.

Fragger

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Jul. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

omg dis game so raceist

Fragger

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Jul. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

omg dis game so raceist

Epic War 3

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Jun. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

Well done with the patches. They addressed a lot of the issues.

Epic War 3

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Jun. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Phoenix strike takes all your problems away ;)

Epic War 3

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Jun. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

Strategy working for me: 1. Send hero out to deal with little units. 2. Use phoenix strike whenever it's available - it will kill or wound the general's bodyguard, and piss the general off - send in your heavy infantry and cavalry to help your general kill theirs. 3. By the time their general is dead, you should have full units. Send everything up to their castle, and send your general back for a few seconds of resting if he's hurt badly. 4. When they spam units, either the castle will be dead too quickly or they will be easy prey for your next phoenix strike. Either way you win.

Epic War 3

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Jun. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

You know it's not a good mechanic when you're afraid of hitting the enemy's castle...

me and the key

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Jun. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

25 is awful.

me and the key

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Jun. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

25 is just annoying. Really.

me and the key

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Jun. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

I hate ball and paddle games.

D-Day Defender

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Jun. 07, 2009

Rating: -1

So we're Heinrich Severloh? Because he actually survived...

Heavy Weapons

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Jun. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

Do we really have to come back to see the "how to play" every single time? =/

The Foyle

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May. 30, 2009

Rating: 0

lol @ eternal first level on survival. 1/5.

Straw Hat Samurai

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May. 30, 2009

Rating: 0

I hate Axe. I hate it so much. Fukk you Axe. You are cheap cologne for little boys who don't know better.

Starfighter

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May. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

Where is the save exactly?

Heavy Weapons

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May. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

1/5 for loading ads.

Heavy Weapons

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May. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

I keep coming back to see if this game has gotten a revitalizing upgrade. It hasn't.

Battalion: Skirmish

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May. 27, 2009

Rating: -1

What the fuk. The "War Machine" seems useless so far. I can't build anything and I can't move. 1/5.

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