unchainedpheonix's Comments

i consider it good luck that the officials didn't notice that i was the only person to finish the race alive, they must all be filthy greedy capitalists who only care for their money

those secret police are masters of disguise, i mean i would never suspect a secret policeman to be carrying a rifle and be in full body armor

Quest: Kill (insert large number here) (insert random species here) Babies, i think we know where this fellow stands on abortion. I like to think the mindless slaughter of children should be more of a personal choice

well i save all of you from certain death on a daily basis, yet you still ask for money to upgrade my armor my sword, oh and REPAIR THE WALLS THAT ARE KEEPING YOU ALIVE, but of course there are always bloody bastards looking to make a penny