Me:
So, you didn't care when i stabbed 3 teenagers and killed a cop?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I did not care when you stabbed 3 teenagers and killed a cop?
Me:
You said we were cool!
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
IM REPENTING MY SINS THOUGH!
God:
Oh. Do you mean your name is REPENTING your SINS.
Me:
have you been to hell?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
the cornors of **** off and get a map
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
ur welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
ya sure
God:
Far out. OK let's do it. Ugh.
Me:
hells ya