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Ultimate Crab Battle
Apr. 06, 2011
Rating: 6
Thumbs up if this guy reminds you of the crab enemy from the second bonus stage in Bullet Heaven.
The Simpsons SoundBoard
Apr. 05, 2011
Rating: -2
I started a conversation on a phone by playing these clips. I called my friend and played the 911 to start it! xD
Insectonator
Rating: 2
*Grins at annoying sister with awkward grin on face*
Geek Mind
Apr. 04, 2011
Rating: 1
*N-Ninja comes up* Okay I know this! NNinja:WRONG N Ninja: WRONG N-Ninja:WRONG *smashes keyboard and walks away
Sonny 2
Apr. 03, 2011
Shut up. Let's see you make a better game, troll. @h3CC3R
Rating: 4
Rate up if you want to rate this comment down. ...lol
Bullet Heaven
Rating: 5
Stupid cheaters... flameinpain did NOT get over 1000K on level 1.
The worst way to die is when you KNOW it's gonna happen. -_-
Rating: 0
Wave 77. FUUUUUUUUUUU
Do Not Press The Red Button
I liked the portal 2 advert.
Silly Calculator
Sorry for triple post, but: Press =,=,=,=,=,=,=,=,=,=,=,=,=,=,=. R I P 2 0 0 1 - 2 0 1 1 H E R E L I E S H E A R I N G A I D S
Rating: -1
Push in this order as fast as you can: 3,2,5,9,6,0. This is what it sounds like whenever I try to answer the door. I'm a vet.
Press =, wait for 1.5 seconds and press = again. Techno madness.
Undress the chiXXX
Rating: 3
Why the hell would you perverts look at this stuff, let alone think that Greg would allow this content to be allowed to be posted on Kongregate. Get a life, and stop complaining.
Async Racing
Rating: 7
LolWut is a hacker!
LOLcaptions
Apr. 02, 2011
Too many assholes.
Aachoo!
That's why kids, don't do drugs!
Trollface Launch
I. Hate. You.
What the... WHO MADE THESE SOUND EFFECTS!?
Epic Battle Fantasy 3
Matt: I used my fapping arm for that attack!
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