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Run Elephant Run

Play Run Elephant Run

Sep. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

Horrible. How can you even justify putting this in the Elephant series? I mean, I'd rather play Elephant Rave. At leas that had proper controls!

Cube Colossus

Play Cube Colossus

Sep. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

This game is still horrible. Mouse to move, keyboard to aim? totally bass-ackwards. Also, why isn't Loki an Impossible badge? Seriously.

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Sep. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

The art is good, but the gameplay plus constant bombardment of memes is just awful.

Canabalt

Play Canabalt

Sep. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

Damn near 7K meters. I feel good about myself.

Ultimate Crab Battle

Play Ultimate Crab Battle

Sep. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

Amusing use of quotes, the ending really got a laugh out of me. Not a great game, but certainly EPIC!

Pandemic: American Swine

Play Pandemic: American Swine

Sep. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

More alarmist nonsense from Dark Realm.

Nano War

Play Nano War

May. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

Absurdly simple if you use the drag select. But still a good game.

Spewer

Play Spewer

May. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

You need a strong stomach for this one...

The Great Siege

Play The Great Siege

Apr. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

Nothing to set it apart from all the OTHER castle games. Except a maid. That's why I give you three stars instead of one.

Exorbis 2

Play Exorbis 2

Apr. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

You know what? Five stars for including a colorblind option THAT WORKS.

Exploit

Play Exploit

Apr. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Finally, a good featured game again. Great plot, too. Thank you so much.

Smatch

Play Smatch

Apr. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

What the smatch was this smatch?

Penguinz

Play Penguinz

Mar. 31, 2009

Rating: 0

Laggy, boring, and a complete mess on hard. How do all these cruddy games keep getting featured?

Portal Defenders

Play Portal Defenders

Mar. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

Actually not the cheapest Newgrounds brawler I've ever played. Just has some really cheap hits. Hints? Don't take on crowds if you can help it, beware of boss wakeup, and ignore Wadolf's zombies. He can't stop time if there are three out there. Kill him, and you are King of a day!

Bible Fight

Play Bible Fight

Mar. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

Idiotic.

Don't Look Back

Play Don't Look Back

Mar. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

Not bad, for what it is. Clever, though several segments were painful, in particular the actual "Don't look back" part. Not the worst game I've seen featured. No, that would probably be Death Dice Overdose...

The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 2

Play The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 2

Feb. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

What about those of us who thought they were overwrought and illogical pieces of crap?

Death Dice Overdose

Play Death Dice Overdose

Feb. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

Absolutely terrible.

Perfect Balance

Play Perfect Balance

Feb. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

Not better than 99 Bricks.

Super Stacker

Play Super Stacker

Dec. 23, 2008

Rating: 0

This is what 99 Bricks WANTED to be. Fun.

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