Hm. A solid, easy to play platformer with good gun mechanics, passable jumping, and enough challenge to remain interesting for the time it takes to complete. My only issues were the ridiclous story (Okay, so you guys at Berzerk have a sense of humor...) and the short music loops for the levels. It was like playing Trap Master again. ... Then again, Trap Master kicked all kinds of ass, and so did this, so I can't really complain. 4/5.
A bizarre and unusual puzzle platformer with some frustratingly counter-intuative elements at the end. Then again, what do I expect from a Portal-esque game? Not bad though. Not at all bad.
A very nice platformer that never tries too hard, never overstays its welcome, and does just what it came to do. It's short, it's fun, and the level designs are varied and interesting... Even if the water sections on the third beast are a little annoying.
I would have liked a better ending, though. Can't have everything, I guess.
I have always despised this game. There is limited strategy, you just need to hope you get good cards, though if anything good comes up, expect the computer to play it. It's almost completely random. Words fail me as to how much I hate this thing.
Wow, I've never been turned off by a game by its intro before.
Congratulations. You've driven me away from a game faster than anyone on this site before.
What kind of drugs would you need to be on in order to make this game? And more to the point, where can I get some? This is a fun little diversion, it does one thing and does it pretty well. Also, its Canabalt parody is somehow more playable than the real thing...
This is how you make an art game: It's got a message, it uses the medium of a game to deliver it, and the game play, while simple, is compelling enough to see you through. Very abstract, kind of creepy... I liked it.
I really wish Kong saved games server side. I mean, they track accomplishments server side... Ah well. Not your fault. Best TD I've played. Has both personality and creativity, and although it's annoying in places, it quickly makes sense. Meteor is your friend, gotcha. Really, there's not much to say, this game wins on almost every level possible.
I'm not sure what the point of this game was supposed to be. In many cases, the comments are valid: This game does lag like mad, does have poor controls, is bland, is uninspired, is annoying, isn't very fun to play... You really should go back and play Achievement Unlocked and Upgrade Complete again, to see how meta-commentary is really supposed to work, as those are actually kind of fun. Unless the point of this game was to see if you could get people to give it 1/5. I will give it 2.
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