unicorns123

hello everybody. i want to be your best friend. i want to be everyones best friend. so…if you want to be my best friend…then friend me. if you dont want to be my best friend then I HATE YOU. now that we got that little situation covered…here are some very important things you need to know about me. number one…i LOVE unicorns. they are the best animal in the world. do not argue with me. its a prooven fact that they are. so…if you want to hate on unicorns…then i dont like you very much. number two…i REALLY love unicorns. and when i say REALLY…. i mean more than anybody on this earth. number three…i love people. so friend me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! number four…i AM a ninja. nobody can argue about that either. yet again it is a prooven fact. i went to ninja school and i have a certificate. great…now that that is covered…i might just talk to you later…yay oh…here is a rule of my account…if you add me randomly…i will add you back…yay

RANDOM FACTS
i dont have adhd i just… do you like waffles?

you’re a great friend, but if the zombies chase us i’m tripping you

i see the short bus is missing a passenger

if you can’t say anything nice…come sit by me!

everything in life is either illegal, immoral, of fattening.

no! i wont go to hell…i’ve got a restraining order