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Garden Gnome Carnage

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Dec. 17, 2012

Rating: 4

Hey green elf? What did you do in the Christmas?" "Nothing big, just hanged myself off a chimney and took the bricks of the house to explode every gnome trying to get to the house.

Vorp!

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Sep. 30, 2012

Rating: -9

i cant seem to find a way to make the music volume lower...

NES Music Quiz

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Sep. 21, 2012

Rating: -3

I am 13 and i know over a half with a few hints :D I havent even played NES...

Legend of Kalevala

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Jul. 26, 2012

Rating: 0

Um, is there any possibilty of ChainedLupine you beign finnish...? Because this seems REALLY familiar, if you know what i mean :) (if you dont, google Kalevala)

Edmus

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Jul. 02, 2012

Rating: 10

There should be the all time best run in the hall of fame.

Kamikaze Pigs

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Jul. 02, 2012

Rating: 0

Newpork city... Nice earthbund reference there.

War of the Web

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Jun. 26, 2012

Rating: -6

umm... y happines isnt going up, and have a taxrate of 0?

Kingdoms CCG

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Jun. 25, 2012

Rating: 2

@Gabbiman have you ever seen a CCG without a cards with flying or ay oher thngs in this game? Probably not.

UberStrike

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Jun. 14, 2012

Rating: 2

Wow, i just joined my first game, a team deathmatch, and 5 seconds in i got destroyed by a single guy with a katana and a grenade launcher. 1 star, next game.

Achievement Unlocked 3

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Jun. 12, 2012

Rating: 6

Well, i just started and im now stuck at the gym... Good music though, and i got a bug too, it gave me the "collect all coin in the gym" achievment when i had 1 coin still left

8BitMMO (Construction Sandbox)

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Apr. 27, 2012

Rating: -7

Minecraft, anyone?

Monster Slayers

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Apr. 02, 2012

Rating: 0

Ahh, nerdook..."The barbarian needs your help to deliver an important letter to the Princess! Look out for A BAND OF BUNNY BANDITS!"

Zombie Misfits

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Mar. 24, 2012

Rating: 1

Is it just because ive just started or because everybody has bad quality internet, but i dont have to wait almost at all?

atWar

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Mar. 11, 2012

Rating: -16

VERY good game, but the regular matches are too long. 24 F***ING HOURS LONG ROUNDS??? Thats a BIT too much!

Miragine War!

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Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: 7

I just love that the game says "good game" even if you lose, it makes me want to play again to win!

Crystal Saga

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Mar. 06, 2012

Rating: 25

Somehow, i can see repeated patterns in this game: Talk to someone, he tells to talk to someone. Talk to that someone, he says quest complete, level up. Then talk to someone, he says go kill something so much that you get that and that item. Get that and that item, he says go to this guy and give that and that item. Item gived to the guy, quest complete, level up. Talk to someone, he says to kill x amount of enemies for some reason. Kill x amount of enemies, quest complete, level up. Then talk to someone, go get some flowers and give them to him. Quest complete, level up. Repeat. Then someone says that you need bigger level. Go kill stuff on afk mode and go eat. Get a level up, start a quest that goes like this: Go to talk to mrs X. Then, she tells you to go talk Mrs Y. Go talk mrs. Y and she tells you go to mrs x. Talk to her, and then go talk to mrs. y. Quest complete, level up. You needed to be lvl 20 to do that? Weird. Repeat. Infinite loop. No fun after 2 hours.

Fantasy Online

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Feb. 05, 2012

Rating: -3

Why every time i try to play this it says: "error reaload page f5f5f5f5"?

Accelerator

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Jan. 28, 2012

Rating: 2

I never guessed traveling in lightspeed is this hard, they make it seem so easy in Star Wars...

Haunt the House

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Jan. 22, 2012

Rating: 8

Hmm, a woman just run through the basement wall, and a man jumped down the stairs next to the window... Nice.

Realm of the Mad God

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Jan. 20, 2012

Rating: 4

Ok, what should i say about this game... ITS AWESOME! It does not feel old, and the 8-bit graphics fit in perfectly. Oh, and, last time i played, i got to the oryx with lvl 4 priest. Any sense? And, once, i had to fight against 6 goblin mages at the same time, and there were so many goblins in there, that it made my game lag a LOT. That should not be possible, it was overpowered. But still, 5/5.

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