The tutorial said I already knew what I was doing and it would shut up. But all I did was put some pieces next to each other randomly. Now I'm very frustrated because I don't even know the basic rules of the game.
Ah, yes. It checks at two different occasions if you're blowing stuff up or not, and assumes that you know what you're doing if you're not chilling and listening to what it has to say. ;) You can get it to run again by turning it on in the main menu. Alternatively, just read the game instructions on the site here. Thanks for your comment.
This game is called Idle Kombat. It doesn't take any interaction to play. You're supposed to set this running and check it every few hours or so. Yes, it's slow. You fight SNAILS. Get it?
Try choosing the damage musculature and using the boomerang. Pick the +money perk. It will get you to 1000 fastest.
I thought this was the hardest game ever. I've been at it for over an hour and only beat 7 levels. Then I discovered you can swap the B/R branch with spacebar. That changes everything! Wow. I'm shocked I got as far as I did.
If you get all the gems, but avoid taking the light up at the temple, instead climbing the cliff to the far left...you still get the gem ending. Skip gems on purpose if you want the cliff/endurance ending.
My game broke. Guns are firing on loop, and nothing is being drawn. Every time I mouse over a position where a unit was, it draws their health and a big circle but it never goes away. I've heard the shooting on loop for a good 3 minutes now. I can pause/unpause and quit to the main menu, but the gameplay itself is broken.
The game often bugs out for me. Effects stop disappearing from the screen and within a second or two the whole screen is flooded with lightning, lasers and explosions. Nothing dies, but the enemy robots keep moving towards my wall. They knock off ~60hp while my robots can't fight back. It keeps happening every 20 seconds or so.
This game is great. Very simple, and the controls are perfect. I usually hate ragdoll games, but in this one you really feel like you have complete control of your character.
This game is terrible. It's extremely monotonous, and if you lose at the end you have to start the whole level over again. It takes too long. And why do I have to play through the game twice to get the badges? Once on story AND once on survival? 1/5
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Ah, yes. It checks at two different occasions if you're blowing stuff up or not, and assumes that you know what you're doing if you're not chilling and listening to what it has to say. ;) You can get it to run again by turning it on in the main menu. Alternatively, just read the game instructions on the site here. Thanks for your comment.