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Zening

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May. 11, 2009

Rating: 0

2-6 is way harder than anything before it

Spewer

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May. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Hmm, you don't actually have to finish the final level (Tread Lightly) to get the last badge...weird.

Spewer

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May. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Dive is rough. :/

Spewer

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May. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

gentle push: 1) make sure you didn't leave any vomit up on the ledges 2) vary your timing for when you start puking relative to when you jump, optimum is just after you start to jump

I Love Traffic

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May. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

Lv 14: Who designed this intersection?!?

Spewer

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May. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

gentle push: make sure none of your puke gets stuck up on the platforms, or you won't have enough. Be careful!

Crush the Castle

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May. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

21 is indeed a pain. Not exactly sure how I won, I was down to one target and one shot, got distracted and had to do something in a different window...came back, she was dead. Old age?

Kitten cannon

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Apr. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

this...is not a game.

faze

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Apr. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

needs a "return to menu" from within levels. A "restart level" button wouldn't hurt either. Pretty good game, even if it's a bit simple.

Red Moon

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Apr. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

Yawn...no reason to fight enemies, just run past them.

The Great War of Prefectures

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Apr. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

i just get a blue screen, rather than a game

Tainted Kingdom

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Apr. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

Meh. It is kinda silly that there are three "lines" of battle. The computer will block two lines with towers, but I can just run my entire team through the third line to take out his base...dumb. Also, ranged units can't provide support fire, and fast units can't move past slow units, so queueing up more than one unit in a line is almost worthless. I also don't believe some of the wisdom the game gives about which units beat other units...

The Great Siege

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Apr. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

It's Epic War 2, only a little less annoying since you can (kind of) control the movement of your troops. Pretty sure the Stimulus Package badge is broken.

Hero's Arms

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Apr. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

yawn. We enjoyed randomly walking through endless forests with no sense of direction in the 80's because we didn't know any better.

Effing Hail

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Apr. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

VERY hard, but catchy music so I'll forgive it.

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

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Apr. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

Words cannot express the sheer insanity that is this game.

Space Mutants FROM SPACE!

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Apr. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

wow, yeah, final boss is a snap. Everything else feels about right, though. Maybe include an autofire toggle?

Civiballs

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Apr. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

China 9 is a great level. awesome! :)

Exploit

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Apr. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

nice...had still had all my progress from before, just had to finish up one challenge I skipped before (Firewall 2.0), quick 45 points.

Penguinz

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Mar. 31, 2009

Rating: 0

medium badge is glitched...played all the way through the game (including wrapping around to level 1...wtf?) and somehow did not get it. After you fight the wizard-penguin-boss, almost every level is identical, which is boring and not fun. Balance issues with weapons...rocket launcher goes through ammo way too fast. Chainsaw should probably go through ammo a touch slower, or do a touch more damage, to be balanced relative to the chaingun. It's still useful, mind, but the balance feels off.

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