dEAR tHING tHING jANITOR:
I am terribly sorry i messed the place up so bad. i know you have a hard time with cleaning so once your done you can have the empty guns to pawn off fopr your trouble, hope it helps.
Sincerely,
Thing thing assassin
EASTER EGG: in practice shoot the training dummy 5 times IN THE HEAD with any pistol, or really any gun that isnt automatic. After 5 shots he looks like he is smiling. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE FOR ALL TO HAVE SMILING TRAINING DUMMIES!
the key to last boss of human campaign is to keep him trapped in the bottom left corner o\f the room. u stay behind the ramp and keep shooting with whatever you have. duck to reload. get up, fire. Repeat. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE SO ALL CAN BENEFIT
REPUBLICAN SKIN: WAS THAT A NUC-AH-LER BOMB? (when hit with a missle) I JUST FOUND ME A WEAPON of MASS DESTRUCTION! (when he catches a granade) I DONT LIKE WAR! (when shot with missles.) i dont have political veiws but that is funny as helllll!
and by the way guys it says only 99 people have done 100% untill u get too 100% then it says the real number. like over 50k. just sayin, dont think ull be the 100th person to do it.
4 times i have killed the thundership. and 4 times i have died while he has stopped shooting and is starting to blow up. and 4 times i have died with 99% progress. 4 times i have punched the wall.
Dr. Bleedie: Okay why are you here. Patient: MMrrrrmfffffff. Dr. Bleedie: Ah, I see. Patient: Mmmmrrrrrrrrrrrmfffff. Dr. Bleedie: Well the bad news is no kids, no eating, no drinking. Pretty much you're not gonna be able to do anything. Patient: Mrf mrf. Dr.Bleedie: Why not? Why not?! Do you realize what has happened! You've been sawed into pieces with a chainsaw, had about 150 shots from an AK pumped into you, and you have spikes shooting through your remains you're lucky to be alive. Patient: Mrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff
Why isnt he Flat? he just hit the ground From 1000 feet and he hit head first i saw it? and if there is ever a nuke war. forget fukin bomb shelters, they aint worth shit, im gettin my ass in a turtle shell.
o and did anyone else notice this game has alot of mario sound effects like when you have a gun and still try and shoot after you have not bullets and when u kill the goombas? is that illegal or somin? idk or care
 "Weapon"){kind=icon}
 "Thing-Thing Arena 3"){kind=icon}
 "Thing-Thing 4"){kind=icon}
 "Thing-Thing Arena 2"){kind=icon}
 "Raze"){kind=icon}
 "Mutilate-a-doll"){kind=icon}
 "Interactive Buddy"){kind=icon}
 "Frantic Frigates"){kind=icon}
 "Murloc RPG 2: Episode 1"){kind=icon}
 "Homojon1 Presents: The Hardest Game Ever"){kind=icon}
 "The Torture Game 2"){kind=icon}
 "Sonny"){kind=icon}
 "Flight"){kind=icon}
 "Gravitee Wars"){kind=icon}
 "Toss the Turtle"){kind=icon}