There should have been handicap parking closer to the bomb maybe then you wouldn't die. And maybe they should have just said "Sorry bro, your screwed." instead of "Go left quick!"
Down_Incognito the boss has a pattern. It is top of the screen with mouth open (he can eat your fairyflys), then top of the screen with mouth closed (can't eat fairyflys), then bottom of the screen mouth open, then bottom of the screen mouth closed.