I was so severely disappointed when I started playing this game. There was clearly never a testing period. The amount of glitches is amazing. Have fun replaying the mini games 30 times each (at which point you realize you shouldn't have leveled up some skills because there are races which require you to have a level 0.) Truly a terrible game.
Pro tip #2 needs to be deleted. When you stop jumping the laser is automatically set to the bottom of your screen. Jumping quicker in the beginning does nothing to help as far as the laser is concerned.
@dirk steele, since you are going to point that out... Socialism isn't even a system of government. Nice troll attempt tho.
This game is awesome btw, hilarious. I enjoy losing just to read what the winner says. This game has an impressive amount of history and back story, even though it seems to be a simple game.