vhup's Comments

1/5

Sorry, I couldn't stand the dialogue. So full of "something," "seemed," "as if," and "suddenly." 1/5

Smarter than a simian? Intentionally ironic?

I killed the watcher just because of his little sanctimonious diatribe. Wish I could kill the oracle now too, but whatever, at least the watcher died. He watched me kill him.

I really liked the game. I also don't mind seeing the developers, I thinks it's good to force people to watch that. However, I wouldn't mind being able to skip over the prose. I know it meant something to you as a developer, and apparently some of the people who played the game, but to me it was a bit...emotional?, to have included with a flash game. Not aiming to hurt your feelings, just mentioning that it was a bit of a rough spot on a good game, for me.

Fun concept. Controls are pretty sticky though. Doesn't play smooth. And keeps asking you to leave Kongregate. This would be a four star if the controls were better and there was less "would you like to go to another site?" As is, two stars.

Could do without all the over eager moralizing about intellectual property rights.

It's rare that such terrible poetry and juvenile story telling can be combined with so awful a game. This game is a silly waste of time.