Great game! Simple graphics, lovely game style, awesome plot! and the weapon selection is great! I especially love the laser sword . . . Just one minute problem . . . I could not reach the famed laser sword . . . Because there is only one life . . . This is very tragic . . . Please fix it . . .
The lumber mission?
Was not that hard, so long as you go very slow and easy on those excruciating hills. They gave me 1:59 to complete the mission, and I used 1:58 of that time. Just go easy on it (but not too easy) plus limit the usage of that dreadful shift boost as much as possible and the lumber mission is a piece of cake. Same even with the pig and plant missions. I have flipped completely upside down and landed back on my tires without loosing any cargo! Even water! Just keep in mind:
"Slow and Steady wins the race"
This game is boring.
It's nothing NEW, it's nothing EXCITING it's just another poorly made "dirt bike" game.
I hope, for your credibility's' sake, that you are fixing it, or making another one with something more than a elementary school game (and simple physics) design.
Seriously!? What the hell if wrong with your crappy ass game!? I die randomly. I will be standing in the corner fending them off and then *BIGFCKINGPOOF!* I'm dead.
what the fck is up with your fcking retarded bridge level?!
Not even half way done with the metal and that fkctard starts driving into the water, therefore fcking up the mission! Get your retard of a game fixed.
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