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If you are reading this, Please note there is a sniper aiming at the back of your head waiting for you to stop reading this sentence and look around. And he is trained to not shoot if you do not look around. Also, Please note there is the invisible Samurai above you waiting to chop your head off. He is trained to Chop as soon as he sees you blink. Also, Please note there is a heat seeking nuclear missile directly underneath you that detonates when it senses your sweat. And finally, Please Note that if you look Directly at the period at the end of this sentence for 30 seconds, you shall be considered a useful person to me and will therefore be accepted and safe from all currently opposing threats.