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Dreams and Reality

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Aug. 02, 2016

Rating: -2

Too slow to be interesting. Yes, I get the conceit, it's still boring. No variation, either, so it felt short but still too long.

hitBox

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Jun. 18, 2016

Rating: -2

Bad controls. Might work better on a touchscreen, but just obnoxious with a mouse.

Strange Magic Escape

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Mar. 20, 2016

Rating: -13

Hope this is your first game, because it would be pretty pathetic otherwise.

Zombie And Juliet

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Nov. 21, 2015

Rating: 0

Nothing innovative, huge pile of fake difficulty because of shitty hitboxes. Lame.

Infinity Inc

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Oct. 21, 2015

Rating: -3

That was dull. I kept waiting for the puzzles to show up, but literally everything could be solved several ways by just throwing minions at the problem.

Finite Moves

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Aug. 08, 2015

Rating: -4

Controls so slow... Just put in keyboard controls, seriously, I can't be arsed here. Nice concept, though. 2/5

Torvi Cube

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Jul. 16, 2015

Rating: -5

weird controls, easy but annoying puzzles. Not horrible. 2/5.

The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows

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Jul. 09, 2015

Rating: -4

Unimpressed. Hunting through a bunch of zones for something that might have changed every time I do anything is not fun gameplay, and this game needed me to do it three times.

One Button Bob

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May. 09, 2015

Rating: -5

For controls so simple, somehow you managed to make them terrible. Well done? 1/5

Kill the Plumber

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Apr. 18, 2015

Rating: -5

How is level 8 even theoretically possible? Controls very frustrating, 1/5

Developer response from keybol

it's actually very easy

Card Hunter

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Jan. 04, 2015

Rating: -7

Gratuitously making fun of your audience in all the flavor text of the game is not a good decision. Game's decent, but I was too irritated by the constant mockery of people like me to keep playing.

Developer response from FlaxativeCH

Hi, just FYI, the developers are "people like you" and it's all tongue in cheek. But hey, YMMV. Cheers.

Rhythm Doctor (Demo)

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Dec. 21, 2014

Rating: -15

Your game not working in Chrome is not my problem, it's yours. 1/5 for not bothering to do a quality job.

Tile Factory

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Dec. 05, 2014

Rating: -12

This game is not bad in principle, but the execution is a sloppy, unresponsive mess.

Thermo

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Dec. 05, 2014

Rating: -2

Timing of button presses is incredibly fiddly, really frustrating. Got frustrated by level 4. 1/5

Quantum Of Light

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Aug. 19, 2014

Rating: -8

Would rate as 4-5 stars if the pseudo-educational aspects were removed or corrected; they're wrong in virtually all cases. As it is, 1/5.

Invert Selection

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Aug. 16, 2014

Rating: 5

Also, I tried to start playing without a tutorial, and it gave me a tutorial and then ten levels of hand-holding anyway. While taking 30 seconds to change levels each time. 2/5, bad execution on a decent idea.

Invert Selection

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Aug. 16, 2014

Rating: 0

This might be interesting if it wasn't so incredibly SLOW

Curl Up and Fly!

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Jul. 05, 2014

Rating: -1

I have no Kongpanions. The first time I got to one of the snowcrashed screens, the game locked up. 1/5.

Pixelo

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May. 11, 2014

Rating: -11

No mute. Obnoxious controls. Tacked-on leveling system. 1/5 would blacklist developer again.

Steam King

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May. 04, 2014

Rating: -2

This is a pretty nice art demo. Now find a game designer and make a good game.

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