As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he often got into a lot of trouble.
He eventually went to college to study Physics.
Soon after, he opened up a small restaurant.
He later married a slug named Linda.
Together, they had 9 kids.
He died at the age of 104.
I has hurt!,Meh,0,16645629,17,20,25,6,0,3,1,Linda,9,104
As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study Physics.
Soon after, he bought a swimming pool.
He later married a slug named Karen.
Together, they had 29 kids.
He died at the age of 107.
CAT!,Meh,0,11974326,36,17,8,7,1,3,5,Karen,29,107