In other news, a flock made of almost entirely of birds thought to be extinct for hundreds, thousands, or even millions of years appeared out of a hurricane last night, this scientific phenomenon is being studied closely by the same scientists that recently discovered the remains of geese in the Cretaceous, the Ice Age, and on the moon.
Step 1: Mute this game's sound.
Step 2: Put on Bon Jovi's hit: "Dead or Alive" ( I'll just assume you have it. Who doesn't?)
Step 3: Take the path: Right, Right, Right, Flight. (This takes you through a part w/ only motorcycles and cops. Fitting, right?)
Step 4: Prepare for awesomeness. (This can be done w/ or w/o the boss level but it is better w/ it.)
The last level: Oh crap, RUN! I've taken 17 bullets but just keep running! Almost there, wait, how did you get in front of me? Never mind. RUN! sigh, on the boat. wait, did we leave Jack behind? Doesn't matter- we're gonna cross the Atlantic on this life raft...............finally...................................safe.............................................Oh COME ON!
Wanna see chuck norris beat abe lincoln in a rap battle? search on youtube Epic Rap Battles of History #3 Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris. there are swears
For all of those wondering about the nudity: at one point there's a zombie who was late for the battle and forgot to put on his loin cloth. thats it. no romantic scene with anna, which is a shame because they should have gotten together.