you are the mammoth video game player, the last basement dweller, destined to purge Russia.
excuse me while i pwn Russians in COD, dang, connection isn't too good down here. :)
wow i have a commplaint, i played this game and my computer screen turned red and it blew up, and now there is a cyborg trying to kill me. i am typing this on my smartphone from the closet. if anyone reads this in time, call the police. WHAT?!?! OMG!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(conection has been lost)