weirdguy's Comments

I like that you added the feature to click on the hotdogs at the end.

5/5 would slap tesla's balls again

If you're trying to win, getting a scroll of shrinking and escape plan: tigers (the green religion tiger perk) will make the last battle survivable.

Why does it cost over ten times more to restore mana at a priest than it does to just buy potions?

If you're not able to handle the cave, you should look into your character sheet to allocate stats and your skills page to add skill points.

Game counts knocked out as dead, even though they're still moving.

I think 500 enemies for push/black hole would have been more reasonable. I won't reach 600 even long after I've cleared all the stages.

So, you updated the game with better label graphics....but you don't resolve the insanely unoptimized candidate animation? That literally speeds the game up by 300% if it's removed?

Hint: the bosses are accessed from the menu, not from the freeplay mode.

could use a loading screen but not really top priority

The backwards shooting rate is different from the forwards shooting rate because that one is only upgraded by backwards shooting upgrades.

Seriously, the game's actually faster if you don't select a candidate and just stay in independent mode.

For the best performance.....maybe you should OPTIMIZE YOUR GAME.

For the boss: focus on dodging him. Use your special attack as the primary means of dealing damage, but if you can get anything else in, that's okay too.

Every time the foxbear speaks, I keep expecting him to scream BROOKLYN RAGE at any given moment, but it never comes.

I like how level 34 is an idiot trap.

Why did we buy this satanic doll again?

Hairpin doesn't work on first lock. Hairpin works on second lock???

That is not how lizards are supposed to be used. I demand my imaginary money back.

no mute button 0/5