My favorite things about this game that are also why im not playing this ever
The hoplite and the stupid branch are both that red that gets you to stare at that like it was a farmer and then you gotta drop the thumb errytime you see the blue
that obnoxious delay on the sound effect of arrows from behind or in front that happens when you're going too fast and you can't hit the button fast enough
This lag is all because of the stupid background graphics and the jiggle of one boob that i cant really even tell was a sling for awhile
Nobody is going to play those other modes
bogus achievement counter is just a 5 bullet point 5 multiple count of obstacles and the rhythm's cheezy as it is
Just always be hitting the two gravestones closer to each other and keep them between you and the beard, dodge lazers, its just designed for neckbeard strats and nothing else
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