So, every day he has to wander around his house looking for his clothes while getting killed by plumbers, police, his parents, cats, dogs, rats, bats, birds, rubber duckies, sharks, ferrets,fruit, blenders, and penguins.
'' = me [= game ''look' [What?] ''look'' [ thats a terrible idea] '' LOOK U F ER!'' { thats a terrible idea ] '' ARGHHOVAnewa'' [ i don't get it] GET THIS! *blowes up computer* [ i don't get it] '' AAAAA!'' [WHAT?] ''sits in corner crying.'' [i don't even see where your coming from] '' pumches computer.'' [i don't get it.] '' go to hell!'' [ thats a terrible idea]
God made the world is 6 days, and made an extra day to rest, i now know he spent like one day thinking up the idea, another to colide asteriods, and the rest to make sure his planets don't crash into the sun and redo the big bang
'hey what happened to the lights?' '???' a scientist runs past screaming.' ZOMBIES!' '???!!!' scientist runs through door, and returns screaming. 'SOMEONE'S SPILTKETCHUP ALL OVER THE WALL!!!!' '?!?!?!'
guy 'mr president!' president 'hmm?' guy' we think there's an outbreak of swine flu!' president 'OMG! QUICK! NUKE ALL THE MAJOR CITY'S SO THEY DON'T GET INFECTED!'