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Cheat Death

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Feb. 25, 2011

Rating: -8

reminds me of the colbert report :P

Clarence's Big Chance

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Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 2

man, he sure has an exciting workspace. it makes clearing your bosses history involve killing hookers, jumping on temporary platforms, and dieing effing fifteen times. and they called it soul wrenching.

Destructatron

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Feb. 07, 2011

Rating: 3

insert offensive sexist joke here.

Save the Tree

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Feb. 01, 2011

Rating: -1

plants vs zombies with 2 rows and a tree and lumberjacks.

Turn Based Battle!

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Feb. 01, 2011

Rating: 3

"no!!!! why did i leave my impenetrable fortress to get some smokes!!!" 5/5

Game

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Jan. 31, 2011

Rating: 2

2.13 to 2.14

Ninja Cat

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Jan. 30, 2011

Rating: -1

ok, that cat just said i like spearmint. if this doesnt make it...

ClickPLAY 3

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Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: 0

omg breeding frenzie five through five just for that!

Escaped!

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Jan. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

so eating brains makes zombies smart... i wonder...

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

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Jan. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

hell yes to the portal reference!

The Linear RPG

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Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 2

so... diamonds come out of pegacorns asses? *smashes large jewelry collection*

Balls in Space

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Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 2

so... many... balls... so many balls... THE HORROR!

A Small Car

Play A Small Car

Dec. 27, 2010

Rating: 2

eco-friendly my ass, im getting an suv.

Poltergifts

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Dec. 22, 2010

Rating: 3

you see, normally youd be pleased to have that many presents.

endeavor

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Dec. 13, 2010

Rating: -16

hit plus if you just had to fall off the cliff when he told you to.

Mandrake

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Dec. 01, 2010

Rating: -1

could someone please explain why you cant just rotate your scroll ninety degrees to the left?

Adapt or Die

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Nov. 23, 2010

Rating: 1

maybe an inbetween time to evolve would work better than the over rushed adaptation.

Blue Knight

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Nov. 23, 2010

Rating: 1

tower gate: "what? you want in? well, the only way you can get in is if you go and murder some of our own aliens, take some black crystals, and give them to us inanimate eyes that cant use them, and well let you take over our planet!

Museum of Science Fiction

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Nov. 22, 2010

Rating: 1

could someone please explain why if you have a plasma shield on, you cant go through, but you let zombies robots and scientists through?

The Game Isn't A Game... or is

Play The Game Isn't A Game... or is

Nov. 22, 2010

Rating: 2

i just lost the game.

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