wolfbirdcow's Comments

The only acceptable use for Unity.

So when does the "Ultimate Monster Mayhem" part happen?

Extremely slow moving game and not very different from every other game of the genre. Mediocre and forgettable 3/5.

Why am I robbed between levels?

My penguins is getting shot at point blank from a turtle, but he's just like, "I don't care about that guy! You see that turtle behind 10 walls all the way across the map? He's mine!"

I don't think there's any land between Japan and the Phillipines...

I keep thinking my minion is an enemy and I'm like OH S***! IT'S CHASING ME!

Effectively wasted time. I commend you on this game :D

near the end, you are so weak that you have to start ramming as many enemies as you can and hope for a health thing to pop up...

I stalked this one customer who stayed about 5 months 3 of those 5 months were spent waiting for elevators...

Lol you're trolling us with these AA towers, bro We say we're having trouble killing stuff with the AA towers You say we have to place more We need that money for the more important ground targets, but all of the towers we have for the ground targets are dying so you tell us to upgrade our AA towers by doing their tasks to upgrade the tower you need to kill air units....thats what we had trouble doing in the first place... These towers aren't effective unless you line up a whole wall of them to fight the evil flying enemies.. It's waaaay to unbalenced with how fast the enemies are and its even more ridiculous when they have shields and fly at you This game is really fun and I'd say 4/5 is a good score for it, but PLEASE do something to balence the AA towers and its targets!

MUST CAPTURE ALL THE BUILDINGS!!!

Meme reference in the badges auto 5/5

i found it easier to get the hard badge than getting the medium badge... : P

I am a delicious fish stick that likes to whollop blow-up dolls....

Another game thats just as high as katamari... My life is complete...

in my head i first said Kuriiri like O RLY?!

My McD just took a dump on an army dude and he turned into a zombie : D

Politician+Heavens=Apoclaypse

What the hell is with All Along the Watchtower? Its just a bleeding smiley face!