I need to talk to the royal troll bakers and see if we can make some cookies for all the good trolls.
Oh wait, we don't have any bakers, because none of you pay your tax on bridge tolls.
I would like everyone to know, all I want is the medal, The kreds can go to second, I could care less, I would also like everyone to know, that I did not cheat by moshdef's set rules.
Lastly, I will not really care about the score as soon as I hit 10 trillion so the title of troll king can also be handed down.
Hey Moshdef, you know how they have cookie cakes, and the cake is a lie? So does that mean these troll cookies are like cake cookies, thus making them a lie? Food for thought. (See what I did there?)
I'll add my own achievements, with blackjack, and hookers!