wryip's Comments

miner:oh no! im outa fuel and theres a 0.10 t gold ore on the ground 5 ft. from me, now obviously i cant get outa my truck and pick it

You are a happy baby who likes to strip women!!!!! XD

u r stoned man the one and only overlord destined to slay God o_o

u r ruthless dad d desperate christian destined to re-educate god

i am the official savior the last savior destined to reinvent myself

I am mega simon destined to have sex with all mankind!!!! and I shall fulfill it ......well most of it

1st wave german artillery appears :o then the artillery blows itself up LOL

it feels like they dont want u win

a German mortar got promoted after hitting his own ally lol :)

@iBadges the spacebar is the pause button

i have 5 jeepneys in the field with sarge and almost invinsible

kids can pee their name into snow,chuck norris can pee his name into concrete,but master chief can pee his name into chuck norris

tips:(slamming his hand on the table)nei nein nein nein nein nein nein-Adolf Hitler

lol i typed chuck norris wrong and im still alive

if chcuk norris spices his steak with pepper spray then master chief spices his steak with radiation

i got an officer with only 16 rifle skill beat that

this would be allot cooler if you can order another unit to pick up a dead units gun

when they say unfair brutality they really mean unfair

wtf is wrong with my AAA it killed another soldier

my AAA just killed my corpsman and soldier just to destroy a motorcycle w/o a driver and passenger.