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Kill Justin Beaver

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

1:09 55%

Kill Justin Beaver

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

1 min 33 48% accuracy. too bad it's Justin Beaver, not Justin Bieber. but i envy something of his. that be his hair

Damn Birds 2

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 4

these statues should take a Tom Lehrer hint and poison them all (with cyanide-coated peanuts).

This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 2

with a score of just over 6k, and all just by unleashing 15 seconds of TURKEY HELL.

This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

now top 20. 16th of 50 for today

This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

i happen to be in the top 50

Loved

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Jul. 23, 2011

Rating: 2

this game is surreal, and slightly creepy.

Throw Rocks at Shit

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Jul. 23, 2011

Rating: 2

what the f u c k? why is she doing this anyway, and what's so bad if one gets into the sea?

Kill Justin Beaver

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Jul. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

it took me exactly 2 minutes

Seed of Destruction

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Jul. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

does this guy live in a dick...?!

This is the second longest ever title ion a game for Kongregate. It is another VERY simple game, I think this one should get BADGES if it doesn't I will have to do something about it. Probably not but I will try! enjoy. good day. :)

Play This is the second longest ever title ion a game for Kongregate. It is another VERY simple game, I think this one should get BADGES if it doesn't I will have to do something about it. Probably not but I will try! enjoy. good day. :)

Jul. 20, 2011

Rating: 3

awesome music. Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult

Music Match

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Jul. 20, 2011

Rating: -2

@swordron i agree. it does jump around a bit. it was trying to get me to listen to something almost as bad as Justin Bieber, when i wanted to listen to Layla by Derek and the Dominos (with Clapton guitar-ing) and then it wouldn't let me, because it jumped to Paradise City by Guns N Roses.

Music Match

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Jul. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Don't Fear the Reaper by the Blue Oyster Cult is featured on the game with the second longest game title.

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Jul. 18, 2011

Rating: -3

and shortly after my previous, Bieber pops up. F U C K Y O U master machines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111one!

Music Match

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Jul. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

John Lennon (RIP) "Imagine" Great song. other great songs include: "Welcome home"(Coheed and Cambria), "Give it all"(Rise Against), "Free bird"(Lynard Skynard) and "Sweet Child O' mine"(Guns 'N' Roses). i am a very rock 'n' roll guy, NO BELIEBERS ALLOWED!!!!

Music Match

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Jul. 18, 2011

Rating: -1

@HaThaWulf it's Darude, and i know how you feel. my lil sis is obsessed with sandstorm. i have to listen to it on dad's ipod when laura is in the car E V E R Y F U C K I N G D A Y

The Majesty of Colors

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Jul. 14, 2011

Rating: -5

still @sophmore obviously yours glitched

The Majesty of Colors

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Jul. 14, 2011

Rating: -5

@sophmore when i tried it, they mined my eyes and i died (C)

Farragomate

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Jul. 13, 2011

Rating: 4

@wolfkid7 i couldn't agree more. nobody ever plays this anymore. not even the people in the game chatrooms. SERIOUSLY GUYS! play this game. it's so ****ing funny of what you can come up with. and @9p9p9p if there were cpu it would generally be the same and the voting system would be anally raped.

Wish Upon a Star

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Jul. 13, 2011

Rating: -2

and the 1st comment was meant to be DON'T GO MINDLESSLY SPENDING STARS AND do BEAT THE GAME IN 40 MINS!!!!

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