WORDS OF WISDOM 2016 :) “GoDuckYourself: no its chili “In my case, ___ is like a video game. You’re going up and down in most cases; but end up going from side to side.” -KingOfWarfare “Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps “A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!” -Toybonnie “SansDaSkeleton: He’s the kind of cancerous shithead you love” “Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!!” -Toybonnie “Toy_Bonnie086: A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”" “CrackedIce: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” " Here’s another one: If I had a dime every time Donald Trump said something stupid, Id have a “small loan” of a million dollars. I didn’t mean that as a offense, I mean, I just said it because it was true, this is a vey historic election, because, Hilary will be the first girl president, Bernie will be the first Jewish president, and Trump will be the last president. Ya know, I’ve honestly ALWAYS WANTED to be a dick like Trump, going around, suggesting weird ideas and making the most creepy of quotes, “If Ivanka wasn’t my daughter, I’d date her!” is a GREAT one although “Tiny children are not horses.” really aren’t horses, but they cry all day!" -Me, Reality Kicks in Episode 1 “And that is why you have a bottle near your desk at all times, folks!” -GlassChess Hai people! Just a note, I probably took 3 hours doing this-because I suck at writing! Anyways, I am a teen, I LOVE desserts and warrior cats. Obviously, my main OC is in my name. And it’s a pretty bada$$ one. Oh yeah, my oc’s profile is a dark ginger tabby shecat with white spots and amber eyes. Just a fyi, I might end up putting a YouTube channel up eventually, but, yeah. Don’t count on it, because I’m lazier than Sans over there. Activity FeedxGingertail101 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |