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K so 1 time i was liek playing pokemanz and i saw a squirtl and it went “squirt squirt” so i round-house kicked it to the face, it musta flew liek at least 4927493 KILOMETERS! i was liek holy sheit! so then Ash cumed and was liek “WTF RIGID!” So i shat on his cheast in a pokeman battale, it was epic, you haed to b thur, i f’in shat on his cheast. He sent out his ivysuar and it was all “rawr” so i was like “stfu idgaf!” lolz i sent outz mah charmeleon (lvl 99, lol) and used flamethrower REAPAGE!