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So I lay there, dying, as the man in the pink fluffy hat ran away with my liver, When all of a sudden, some guy in tight spandex picked me up from the ground. At first, I though he was an angel, but he ended up devouring my spleen. Then, after my spleen was devoured, I got up and walked into a telephone bbooth, where the phone started talking to me…. So i punched the phone in the nose and ran away, but then i realised that the phone didn’t HAVE a nose, so I ran back, and started bashing it with a “Hip-Hippopotomous” Hammer, which I made using a plastic spoon, sand, and underpants… So I ran away, with my “Hip-hippopotomous” Hammer in hand, when I all of a sudden heard police sirens. I destroyed all of the evidence by shooting lasers out of my eyes, thus decintagrating the hammer, and the ramains of the phone/phonebooth The police, after a 6-year investigation, put me on trial for murder of the first degree (Of the phonebooth), But I didn’t appear at court because the man in tight spandex who devoured my liver proceeded to eat all of my toes off BUT, because I am half Gecko, I managed to grow them back and make a full recovery. I then appeared in court, and was sentenced to 5 minutes in the Dirty sandox of inpending doom and evil evilness. It was hell… But I managed to pull through the torture, and I came out with only a broken leg, 3 missing ribs, and a splattered eyeball. I managed to kill a homeless guy to get a new eyeball, which I now use to wipe the cat puke off of my floor.