xX_Woona_Xx

Don’t watch this video.
https://youtu.be/gbLruAt5N5M?t=329

I look at the landscape to see all the little shits that inhabit this land I then raise my hands in front of me, and light blue lightning burst forth, reducing everyone of you fgts to dust and ashes. “THE CLEANSING HAS BEGUN”

I am the chosen Woon.

(• ◡•) (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ᕙ(ಠ_ರೃᕙ) (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

THE SONG OF MY 4 PEOPLE
I Love Minecraft, I’m The Smaller Pony
Some ugly chick
Slenders friend.

Are you aware Sometimes when no one’s home I enjoy separating m&m’s into color groups and pretending they’re little villages of people with their own economic and social problems. And then I try to fix them through free trade agrements and other diplomatic measures.

And sometimes I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
Fav quotes from chat
Fooby_Revenge: ۩_۩ Wat u say Kyo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಠ◡ಠ ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ۞_۞
Kyo2297: SO U WANNA TUSSLE, EH? ۝_۝ ۞_۞
Fooby_Revenge: ಠ◡ಠ There is no way outta dis Kyo
xX_Woona_Xx: I then pull out a titanium sword with a iron wood hilt. I then run at jenny with my sword held high.“FOR NARNIA!”
jennybaby123456: …..
xxx1213: (WTF LOL XD)
WillM10: its for narina so its legit
xX_Woona_Xx: (◡ ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)◡+——- “You best get in my van before i cut you.”
rageangeles101: prays to the statue Woona give me the strength to rape and to be raped…
bigerears: creates a church of the holy Wonna
Gameguy33: Woona can I be ur bitch.
Sywn: Woona i am secretly in love with you now
bigerears: prays to the statue
rageangeles101: NO GAMEGUY
rageangeles101: IM WOONAS BITCH!!!
Sywn: DROP KICKS RAGE*
bigerears: FIGHT ME RAGE
bigerears: xD
Gameguy33: Revives Woona
killerseans: GUYS I KILLED I ATE THAT BITCH
xX_Woona_Xx: FIGHT TO BE MY BITCH
rageangeles101: bites off Sywns leg and cuts him in half with his greatsword
Gameguy33: Obliterates Sywn and Rage with shoop da whoop
xX_Woona_Xx: LOL
Gameguy33: I’m ur bitch Woona.
bigerears: falcon punches him
xX_Woona_Xx: FIGHT TO THE DEAF
killerseans: woona tell everyone that i ate you cause your dead now
Gameguy33: Ok then Big.
rageangeles101: I AM WOONAS ONE AND ONLY BITCH!!!\
Gameguy33: Walks into battle dome

A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o le jerk circle.
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {I’ll rek u m8}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {you wont kno what happened}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {until I break ur chin}
Woona: XD
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {ur gonna get rekt kid}
Woona: Aloe, you there?
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {then ill start le jerk circle above ur crippled body}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {and jerk with both dicks}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {then after that, Ill do the nae nae}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {and shit in ur soup}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {and let someone else throw it out, and blame it on the person that threw it out}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {It’s gonna be hardcore}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {Like my jimmies}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {ur jimmies are weak kid, ur gona get rekt}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {then im gonna put u in that bed thingummy, and piss in your mouth hole}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {with both dicks}A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {and im gonna let you stay there, so ull get sweaty, and ill put u in an enclosed room full of sweaty gamers, farting loudly, and sweating, making the air humid, disgusting, and bad-smelling}
A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {and while you sweat, Ill pay all the gamers to use your mouth hole as a bathroom}A̷k̷i̷r̷a̷h̷ ̷S̷t̷a̷l̷i̷n̷: o3o {And after all the gamers are dead, if ur still alive, Ill bring out my Jimmie destructor, and erraticate ur jimmies}

I WAS INVITED TO BLUMEY2 PRIVATE CHATROOM AND I GOT FOOB TO COME IN WITH ME!!! BELOW IS WHAT HAPPENED!
Blumey2: kisses flaire and spanks the other two’s asses
Flaire_: Woah.
xX_Woona_Xx: REALLY
xX_Woona_Xx: IS THAT ALL YOU EVER DO!
Fooby_Revenge: XD
Fooby_Revenge: wtf
xX_Woona_Xx: Well aleast you didnt say Smacks you big butt Like always
Flaire_: Like always?
Flaire_: Is this a constant thing?
xX_Woona_Xx: yes
Flaire_: Hehe.
Fooby_Revenge: e3e
Blumey2: bends foob and woona over towards each other
Flaire_: Drops kicks your ass all the way to China
Fooby_Revenge: I stand back up and turn around. e3e
Flaire_: Cya later.
Fooby_Revenge: hory shet
Fooby_Revenge: lelelele
Flaire_: Hehe.
xX_Woona_Xx: I shove Blumey onto the ground, he jimmies rustle from a ambient breeze within the house. I lean myself onto the now bent over blumey, my 18 inch dark green light up strap-on is tightened around my waist, I now look down at blumey, a warm and soft…
Blumey2: warm and soft…
xX_Woona_Xx: soft breath flows across his back as I speak.“You ready big boy?” I Say smiling, after I receive no answer I lift my waist up and I then shove the rubber phallus into Blumeys rectum. I smile As he screams for mercy
Flaire_: Wow, you’re good.
xX_Woona_Xx: Yes, yes I am
xX_Woona_Xx: A little too good
Flaire_: The problem with being that good is that you’re just telling a story…
Flaire_: And he doesn’t have anywhere for input. XD
Fooby_Revenge: I whip out a 7 foot dildo, I proceed to shove it up blumey’s ass continuously, “Heh Heh, You like that bitch?” I say as I shove the sex toy into his tight virgin ass, with ferocious effort, nearly shoving the whole 7 feet into his body. e3e
Fooby_Revenge: He likes it cuz he’s a submissive bitch.
Flaire_: Hehe.
Fooby_Revenge: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Fooby_Revenge: WOT
Fooby_Revenge:WOOOOOOOOOT
Flaire_: He tried to get me to be his slave.
Fooby_Revenge: e3e I DID IT AGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Fooby_Revenge: e3e I DID IT AGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Fooby_Revenge: e3e I DID IT AGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Fooby_Revenge: e3e I DID IT AGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Fooby_Revenge: e3e I DID IT AGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Fooby_Revenge: e3e I DID IT AGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Flaire_: I wanna try that thang.
Fooby_Revenge: OuO HOW YOU LIKE IT NOW BLUMEY
Fooby_Revenge: U GOT RAPED
Flaire_: Stahp.
Blumey2: good bye
Fooby_Revenge: /flips the table
Fooby_Revenge: gtfo.
Fooby_Revenge: Sex crazed skank.
Flaire_: It’s his room….
Fooby_Revenge: Ima beat yo ass
Fooby_Revenge: And rustle ur jimmies

• The end Of That*

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I was playing the hardest game ever, I am to good.
http://puu.sh/dZpKj/1dfb539b79.png