Wow, I actually won without getting to the final age. I only got to the one after medieval...Protip:buy a s**tload of archers and musket-guys. Keep this comment alive!
A heartbroken teddy bear just destroyed a house made of a cardboard box that was originally a seed, then laser-eyed a helicopter. My day just got WAY better.
@kidinthecorner: Thanks for the tip. I had plenty of supplies and all the locations had run out of their goods, so had wanted to move elsewhere. I certainly wasn't expecting to be ambushed by a clan of ninjas.