Have I mentioned lately that I hate the mini-game? Oh, I already wrote three comments about it? Oh, ok. Well, I think I'll go cut myself now, at least it will be more fun than that mini game.
What if, after you first discovered a crap in factory and let it go by the board, another steamer came along? Would you start asking questions then? How about five or six? Do you think maybe it might be a good time to inform upper management about the situation after that? There should be a button that lets me call OSHA and complain about the absolutely foul working conditions I'm being subjected to here. I'm literally going to sue Adult Swim first thing in the morning. I hate the CBA mini-game. Hate, hate, hate. If the mini-game were a conveyor belt I would spray liquid stool all over it straight from the source, which - as we've stated - is probably the worst thing imaginable that one could do to a conveyor belt. But that's just how much I hate it. I really genuinely dislike it quite a lot. Goodnight.
Honestly. Life is all about making mistakes and learning from them and making the most of it. The world shouldn't have to come to a crashing halt the moment you accidentally touch one piece of dookie. Give me a little bit of leeway here for the love of god. Who the hell is crapping all over the conveyor belt in this place anyway? Where's the stupid foreman when you need him? Or is he the one befouling my workspace? You're on your way to your ordinary job at the box factory, you stop to get a coffee on the way, maybe say hi to some people in town. Then you get to work and punch your time card, you hang up your jacket and walk to your regular spot on the assembly line, only to find someone has pinched a tightly coiled butt-loaf right on the beltway. What would you do? Would you just stare at it until it went away? Not my turd: not my problem??
The mini-game is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind. I hate it more than I hate spiders, brussels sprouts, and racism combined.
I'm convinced that the white tiger is a lie. I've done everything there is to do in this game and everything there is to NOT do. Get every endurance, check. Get ever item, check. Get every items, but keep mushroom and pearl, check. Collect all crystals. Collect NO crystals. Got back home WITHOUT youth fruit, (the villagers still taunt you if you can pull this off, only difference). Then I started doing crazy things like touching every flower in the game. Killing every person and animal. Trying to climb BACK DOWN the wall after getting the sword. Nothing. Prove me wrong, please. I need the answer.
Has anyone noticed that this may be the first 3D action flash game where the perspective and controls actually makes sense? Like it's intuitive i mean.
No badly drawn missiles smashing in to old telephone rotors here, no sir... Bravo.
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