Secretary: sir we need fame to pass the month
Director: i have a idea...
Secretary: what idea?
Director: we enroll students and graduate 2 seconds more later
Secretary: its a good idea sir...
Student: hi im a new st... *0,001 nanosecs more later*
Director: you are graduated for uhhh...
Secretary: you pro?
Director: yes... well but Gah...
Secretary: go to my office to pick my diploma
Students: Wtf we have ten years studing and cutting random monsters and that graduated in seconds?
Director: yes :D
Students: ok... well screw that...
in a mision you going k.oed and calls gregory house
House: well you k.oed? its lupus im sure
You: i just have a stomatch infection
house: put roids
you: But...
House: shut up *put roids*
You: Gmdaga...