funny things: As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times. As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower. As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese. As a child, he was sold online 6 times. He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
As a child, he was an aspiring artist.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he bought a swimming pool.
He later married a slug named Susan.
Together, they had 20 kids.
He died at the age of 100.
20 kids? o.O
and when u die then whenever you grab the matches or turn around, u die... gotta reload XD ...gave me a heart attack the first 3 times (Im still shaking)
Heart attack:complete game, replay, turn around, you see the man in the picture and dead on the floor. take his mask. turn around and get the matches... he still has the mask?...nothing makes sense
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