xmolder's Comments

My kingdom for an edit button. The game itself is not here, but the link is available via discussions, and the game will be added here if the author so chooses.

Here's the thing. Even if you specify that this game was created by someone else, if you upload it to the site, you stand a chance at earning real money from it. DON'T DO IT. It's fraud, and annoying as hell, as the game is already on here. Reported, and I hope they take some action against you.

If this is one of your first attempts at MAKING a game, it's a decent attempt. If you know a fair bit about action scripting and whatnot, you could do so much better. The graphics are mediocre at best ("GAMES" being cut off because the box won't hold the entire sign) and the concept is absurd. Why would there be random posters of Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama jumping out at you in an alley way? Sorry, but for what it is, it's a poor concept and a barely-passing execution. 2 out of 5 for you taking the effort and posting it, and making it work at least, but you really need to try harder next time.

101 was disappointing, though only because I took the lazy way through them. Tar pits leading to swings and log traps will take a long time, but handles most of the enemies with ease, and a couple of well-placed pit traps absolutely destroy the high-level enemies. I had two pit traps and 7 "shove" traps around each, and the only time anyone got through was due to a poorly timed linking that knocked them past all of my traps. Starting at the next wave, though, I had absolutely no trouble.

Fun, but something you may want to consider changing? I was able to get credit for the card AND the easy badge by checking out the preset level.

Dude. Are you kidding me? There are so many things here that you need to be slapped for. First, she's like, 17. Second, you COMPLETELY fail at Photoshop. Third, she's 17! You should seriously consider taking this off of Kongregate.

Really, guys? A new strain of influenza hits and everyone is worried that this is becoming a real life situation? I love the game, but daaaamn. Relax, y'all.

About as entertaining as it was when I first played this on the Adult Swim website. A diversion for anywhere from 2 to 5 minutes (or, if you're curious about how many ways there are to kill yourself) to 6 to 15 minutes. Beyond that, though, not much to keep me coming back.

Too simplistic to keep my attention for more than, literally, a few minutes. Also, noticed a bit of lag, which I suspect is hardware, though something that should be double-checked.

At first, as I was clicking the link, I thought you stole the original. I can't believe I was disappointed to discover you didn't. The difficulty is, obviously, absurd, and more than a little annoying when beginning. The lack of any checkpoint system [at least, as far as I could tell as I progressed, every death simply took me back to the beginning, can someone confirm bug/design?] is just aggravating, and takes away any real sense of accomplishment, unless you want to keep wasting your time until you can beat it on Impossible. The controls are far too simple to even consider judging, as are the graphics, which I suppose is fine for a game that not many people will ultimately enjoy. Thanks for your effort, but I think I can offer a collective "No thanks" in the long run.

Double-plus stolen.

Um. Stolen.

Also, 99 French resistors and 1 general seem to take down motorcycles better than 7 AAA guns. o.O

Once you're a 5-star general, starting with as many mortars as you can get? Kind of fun...

E=MC^2: Different computer definitely means starting over. All of the information is stored on the user's machine, rather than server-side.

Goodness. I started with one soldier with a rifle of 54. Gave him a BAR right away, dug him a trench and gave him 2 medics. He, along with a signaler, an officer, and plenty of aerial close support got me through 560 enemies and 78 waves.

This is odd. I spent a lot of time early in my career with tactics and trenches and upgrades... And I got boned. So I spam French soldiers, and I start to kick ass.

Tongue-in-cheek humor that she's willing to pose in just bra and panties?

Edmundo, never tell a dude to get shrinkage. ;) As for the game, I'm having some trouble loading it but that's probably an end-user issue.

Seriously? Mel Gibson? I want my money back.