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Onslaught2

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Jun. 28, 2010

Rating: 2

Wait, wait, wait, it only takes 10-50 dollars to create a LAZOR/ MISSLE turret, but it takes $500 to move them...??

Onslaught2

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Jun. 28, 2010

Rating: 4

''Sir, our remaining people at area 51 are going to be run through rouge printers if we don't build mysteriously cheap and inexpensive lazors!'' 4/5

Bush Ragdoll

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Jun. 25, 2010

Rating: 4

Obama Ragdoll- Oil Spill Edition

This is the second longest ever title ion a game for Kongregate. It is another VERY simple game, I think this one should get BADGES if it doesn't I will have to do something about it. Probably not but I will try! enjoy. good day. :)

Play This is the second longest ever title ion a game for Kongregate. It is another VERY simple game, I think this one should get BADGES if it doesn't I will have to do something about it. Probably not but I will try! enjoy. good day. :)

Jun. 24, 2010

Rating: -1

...horrible

Doodle God

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Jun. 24, 2010

Rating: -6

gets boring fast

Dummy Never Fails

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Jun. 22, 2010

Rating: -6

Ragdoll Cannon RIP-OFF 1/5

Nuclear Eagle

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Jun. 20, 2010

Rating: -1

Hilarious. Got the hard badge on 1st try. 5/5

Chaos Faction 2

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Jun. 20, 2010

Rating: -10

Horrible game. I can punch at people behind me? Can you even escape a bomb while being attacked? The characters look awful and move too fast. The homing missles usually track my character...? Whats the point of level creator?

Castle Wars 2

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Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 3

They should have a card glossary that tells you in detail what each card does.

Exit Path

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Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: -2

make that 3/5(btw, I typed both of these comments while waiting for the ''200 feet from city limits'' level to load.

Exit Path

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Jun. 11, 2010

Rating: 1

the lag is so terrible, I lowered my rating to 4/5

This is Madness

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Jun. 06, 2010

Rating: 5

Wow, everyone says that it's the game's fault they can't get the last gold. Others ask how to buy weapons . To answer, YOU actually Have to beat some of the game to buy weapons. If people would read the controls correctly, THEN play the game, switching weapons wouldn't be so hard. noobs pretty good game 4/5

Canabalt

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Jun. 05, 2010

Rating: 6

Maybe they could add a slow motion timer that slowly refilled to make hairy jumps (like in and out of buildings) more manageable, especially when going fast.

Canabalt

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Jun. 05, 2010

Rating: 4

After being convicted of sexually molesting a child, Micheal Jackson has no choice but to run...

You are a...

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Jun. 05, 2010

Rating: 1

wow

Dead Drunk 1.1

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Jun. 04, 2010

Rating: 1

Uh, I let the game sit for a while. When I left I was dead, but by the time I came back, the guy had convulsed his way to a beer. If he's dead, why does he convulse violently?

Dead Drunk 1.1

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Jun. 04, 2010

Rating: 2

Elevator: a source of hilarious torture for the man, but great enjoyment for the player. Brilliant!

Dead Drunk

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Jun. 04, 2010

Rating: 2

Hahahaha, when the elevator goes up, hurry and press yourself against the door while the elevator is on the 3rd floor. You should die (usually) and fly through the door. Don't reset and watch as the elevator smashes the man. You fill in the rest.

Dead Drunk

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Jun. 04, 2010

Rating: 1

I like to find the glitches. That's more fun than the actual game so what does that tell you? Go elevator!

UMAG

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Jun. 03, 2010

Rating: 6

/This game is falling in rating, popularity, and general standing. Personally, I think it is lucky to still be on the top five multiplayer games. /To the people who hate candystand, candystand offered more to zworp than kongregate was willing to give. The tanks are an incentive for more kongregate members to move to candystand. But does the apperance of your tank really affect your gameplay? I know it doesn't affect mine. Obviously if zworp hasn't allowed kongregate members to use the new tanks, your whining will not change a thing. /I haven't played this game recently because I have been helping my friend Niallith create Fly or Die so if there are new changes in the last week or so, don't grill me over it.

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