I understand that game programming is difficult, but I bet its possible to make explosions less laggy. I make games, though I have not uploaded any to kong, and I know how hard it is, but I own a VERY expensive and good computers, but... explosives are REALLY laggy...
This is Billy, he's quite the athlete... and a really big whiner.
This is my dad, he flies. For... some... reason... I'm sure it's a good one.
This is my wife. I order her around and she orders me around. It's a mutual relationship.
This is Toby. He has an inability to jump, but I'm not gonna argue, since we don't have legs.
And I'm Walter... There is NOTHING special about me! Other then that time I got lost in my own house! Yeah, that SUCKED, I has to dodge spikes, avoid bombs and drag my entire flipping family through it.