Wish this was in real life, smacking other people with your bat or sausage or whatever. Why don't they just kick em' in teh bawls and use the bat/sausage and shove it up their face?
And after 5 hours of playing this, you made me spent 5 bucks on Sweet and Sour Chicken and broken a guy's noes at Panda Express, the guy kinda looks like that panda right there.