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The Last Stand: Union City	Sep. 03, 2015 Rating: 6 (sees little girl with backpack, kills her, she drops a machine gun, ammo, food, and a katana) WHO RAISED THIS CHILD????
Chocolate Rambo	Sep. 01, 2015 Rating: 1 (gets near window, is killed) Damn window companies....
Legends of Kong	Aug. 31, 2015 Rating: 4 (gets baseball bat) BOINK BONK BOINK BONK BOINK BOINK
Deadly Neighbors 2	Aug. 31, 2015 Rating: 13 "HONEY OUR SON JUST KILLED THE NEIGHBORS!!!!" "And?"
Strike Force Heroes 2	Aug. 31, 2015 Rating: 0 SFH3 was taken down becuase JuiceTin didnt upload it, and besides, you can play it at Armor Games, but its laggy and you must buy teammates.
Mini Heroes	Aug. 29, 2015 Rating: -4 Lolos..... evoled Jell-O
Los Angeles Shark	Aug. 29, 2015 Rating: 0 5/5.... the funny thing is the Mythbusters V.S Jaws is playing in my house when I foudn this.... O_O
Free Runner	Aug. 29, 2015 Rating: 0 I have broken the game in less than 30 seconds. I just clicked Start Game over and over. It crashed for me.
Slender	Aug. 29, 2015 Rating: 2 I wasnt expecting a pirate! Slenderman: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M CAPTAIN SLENDER WANNA COME JOIN ME CREW F COURSE YOU DO AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
FREE RUNNER 2	Aug. 29, 2015 Rating: 0 This is a great game, I love how you can just stare at a black screen the entire time, it really gives you an iteristing story and atmoshphere. This has been Matt's Sarcastic Game Review. Thanks for reading. Now go get some sun, dont play this game. 0/5
Vex 3	Aug. 29, 2015 Rating: 1 I thought of some cool additions, like capes or hats or omething for when you complete a level, a random hat or cape is given to you. Maybe add powerups that are VERY rare, or something like that. Or, just add this in Vex 4!
The Last Stand: Union City	Aug. 26, 2015 Rating: 7 (in a military cotainer, finds scrap papers) So thats how the military got infected...
PewCatPie 3 - The End	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: 0 I iz poodiecat. GIVEZ ME KATNIP
The Last Stand: Union City	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: 1 (finds cigars in a hospital room, one with a bed) Uh.....
An Abstract Art Game in 10 Seconds	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: 1 I dont... what... I DONT UNDERSTAND
Lone Survivor Demo	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: 3 Good demo, love to see full game. And uh, make the full game less laggy.
The Last Survivor	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: -2 Oh crud... wrong game.. Sorry
The Last Survivor	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: 5 I drank the coffee.... I dont know what was in it.
Hostage Crisis	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: 13 (throws grenade at wall, blows up and shoots all terrorists and accidentally killed an innocent) Uhm.... sorry....I should go..
Walk Straight	Aug. 25, 2015 Rating: 2 I thought when I walked into the light there would be more.... I lied to myelf.

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