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Secretnet

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Oct. 03, 2011

Rating: 7

Nice game. 4/5 due to lack of complexity. First go I got 100%. I like the idea, but it needs something more challenging. Such as actually hacking into car0t's computer yourself or something.

60 Second Life

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Oct. 03, 2011

Rating: 9

'You have no friends' 2 seconds later 'Romantic date'... Riiiight. So I'm on a romantic date with someone that doesn't like me?

The King's League

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Sep. 22, 2011

Rating: 1

ARGHHHH!!!!! FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!! As soon as you lose a single fight, you can't get any more money. I can only do the first quest each time and I lose like 10k of food + gold a time ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Competitive Line Waiting

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Sep. 18, 2011

Rating: 366

"Truly nothing can test the endurance of one’s soul like the torments of a really really long line." <--- Yep. Aside from waiting for as game to load..

Kill The Cake! 1.1

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Sep. 18, 2011

Rating: 2

WTF?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! they only kill you when they're going fast? It killed me when it was rolling along the bloody floor slower than I was moving. Would be a really good game, but it's just way too hard >.> > Good concept tho. 3/5

Kill The Cake! 1.1

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Sep. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO damn annoying!!!! Yet so damn addictive... I'm never going to touch another strawberry again >.>

Shore Siege!

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Sep. 17, 2011

Rating: 1

First try 15 days. Would of been less if I hadn't wasted money on a sniper and max sniper training XD

Book of Mages: The Dark Times

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Sep. 12, 2011

Rating: 13

Wow... These guys must have pretty good memory to remember all these long and obscure names....

GregManiacs

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Sep. 10, 2011

Rating: 6

Easy badge for it - 'Hatred of Greg' - Be re spawned due to face-planting 10 times :)

Effing Machines

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Sep. 10, 2011

Rating: -1

2 things - 1) How on earth does a tiny little boy carry 40,000kg of metal around with him?? 2) It does get kinda boring. All I'm having to do at 45% emp is stand under the entrance, point my needler upwards and everything dies as soon as it comes in. still, a good game, so 4/5 :)

Saving the Company

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Sep. 09, 2011

Rating: 61

For 'Control Freak' you have to press 'Ctrl' 5 times. + To keep this alive and stop people complaining :)

Moby Dick - The Video Game

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 4

Great! 50 cannon hits. Errrr..... Not meaning to be pedantic, but isn't being hit by a cannon kinda bad...?

Freeway Fury

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 7

... Earn 25k of points.... I did that without even getting to the first checkpoint. I died after 40 seconds and still did it XD

Freeway Fury

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Sep. 06, 2011

Rating: 5

@joko - police vehicles.. wonder what they would think of you jumping onto their cars?

Orbital Onslaught

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Sep. 05, 2011

Rating: 3

Urgh, gunships are way too powerful :/

Orbital Onslaught

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Sep. 05, 2011

Rating: 1

Saved by the orbital onslaught D:

Arkandian Crusade

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Sep. 05, 2011

Rating: 9

It's a good, game, but the fighting gets really really boring, really quickly early on. Fights take too long and the animation are slightly buggy. Still, it's a nice game, so 4/5

The Heist

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Sep. 04, 2011

Rating: 1

Oh noes! The cops! Don't worry, I'm so rubbish I expected to be caught! And I just so happen to have a pile of mines stuck up my exhaust D: Seriously, you get a stealth proffesional for a stealth mission, and get caught. What does this say about the people you're hiring?

Pixel Legions

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Sep. 04, 2011

Rating: 3

wtf? It won't let me click the pixels. WTF is wrong with my computer? Tons of games that used to work don't any more >.<

Tentacle Wars

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Sep. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

ARGHHHH!!!! FFS!!!!!!! Why the hell can't I do this any more? I completed it before but now I can't get past level 10!!!! :'(

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