"sir, i slightly understand the whole "gravity-weapon" problems, but you couldn't have made it so i kill the enemies faster? like made me spikey or something" General: "uh..." "and why the hell don't we have helicopters with lazers!? i meam, you spent MILLIONS on me, a little blob, when we could have SWAT TEAMS with LAZERS ripping this place a new one... OR we could just bomb it first." General: "uh... hm... go kill some fireflies." "WHAT THE HELL WILL THAT DO!?" General: "make there be less of those glowing smug douches" "wow, military general... i don't even WANT to go back to earth's new president..."