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Upgrade Complete 3	Jun. 17, 2016 Rating: 0 What ship? All I see are max ranked lightning rods and a row of max ranked coin magnets.
Straw Hat Samurai	Apr. 27, 2016 Rating: -3 To show the rest of the solider just how useless they were to me, I defeated every single group o enemies in the first half of the game, then in the strategy part only moved them in the first turn, so that I could move the Samurai to a place where there were actual enemies. I then took out their entire army and commander without their help. Just to show them just how utterly useless they were and how much cooler the samurai is then them.
Dolphin Olympics 2	Jan. 02, 2016 Rating: 3 I'm not sure what I'm more impressed by, the 18 back flips my dolphin just did, or the fact that it was glowing while it did so.
Thing-Thing Arena 3	Oct. 06, 2015 Rating: 13 I THOUGHT THE LAST 300 PEOPLE WERE ENOUGH TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS, I, DON'T, WANT, ANY, OF, WHAT, YOUR, SELLING!
Ninja Assault	Oct. 06, 2015 Rating: -2 STOP HITTING ME, SO I CAN FOCUS MY CHI AND BURN YOU ALL ALIVE.
1916 - Der Unbekannte Krieg	Oct. 06, 2015 Rating: 2 Got a bit of a weird glitch. Every time I look to the side, I zoom down the corridor in the opposite direction of where I'm looking. Takes a bit out of the atmosphere when I'm zooming around yelling "WEEEE, COME AT ME YOU RAPTOR B******S HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"
Mutilate-a-Doll 2	Sep. 23, 2015 Rating: 25 You know, this game has changed so much over the, one sec... 2 YEARS? WHAT? Alrighty then, this game has changed so much over the 2 YEARS its been out, but one thing has be consistent throughout its development. The funnest thing to do is just hitting random and figuring out how to beat the rag-doll to death with whatever pops up.
Superfighters	Aug. 17, 2015 Rating: 4 Barrels. The ultimate long range weapon.
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Aug. 17, 2015 Rating: 3 24,999 calories burned. ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? He could have FARTED, LITTERALY FARTED, AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THAT CALORIE.
Culmination	Aug. 06, 2015 Rating: 3 SO THIS IS WHERE THAT insert foul language RAN OFF TO. Could've at least given me his stupid sword, seeing as he lost anyways...
Cool Story Bro	Aug. 06, 2015 Rating: 2 Be a slave for the rest of my life to the worm god of the underworld? SURE!
Indefinite: Interrogation Game	Aug. 06, 2015 Rating: 6 I didn't answer your question after 5 seconds, so you plan to EXECUTE ME? Real mature, CIA...
Sierra 7	Aug. 06, 2015 Rating: 4 Bomb Mission "Whew, that was a close one" "But, Sir, I cut the wire before you had even begun talking..." "IT WAS A CLOSE ONE."
Space Flash Arena 2	Aug. 04, 2015 Rating: 26 Flares to deter missiles would be an interesting addition.
Superfighters	Jun. 29, 2015 Rating: 1 Its really annoying when two guys are standing there, one on a platform higher then the other, staring at each other with their guns out, neither of them shooting, but when I pick up a gun on the other side of the map both turn and starting shooting at me. Its like, how does me picking up a sniper rifle affect your little stand off- oooooohhhh.
Super Adventure Pals	Jun. 10, 2015 Rating: 1 ER ME GERD. IM RIDING A GERRIFF 100000000000000000000000000/Jeff
Ether War	Jun. 06, 2015 Rating: 7 My tatic of flying around the base in circles, drawing all of their fire power and units seemed to pay off in the end. It also made me feel a lot less bad when I said "Screw my allies, I need more shield power"
Amorphous+	Jun. 06, 2015 Rating: 27 Yes, the "oomph" sound puts terror into my heart. If its combined with the sound of a Biter lunging at me, when I forgot to put my Reactive Armor on.
GunBlood	May. 14, 2015 Rating: 1 Gets to the last guy OMFG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOUR COVERED IN BLOOD AND HAVE KNIVES STICKING OUT OF YO- SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME DAMN IT!
City Siege 2	May. 14, 2015 Rating: -3 I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON, BUT THINGS ARE DIEING AND I LOVE IT

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