i was gonna mention a bug, but then I read the top comments and saw it was already up there. The one with the objects being gone but still active. In one of my early days I was stuck between a ballon and a gas can because I had no idea what was going on. It was at the hot air balloon and I kept thinking that he was giving me the gas cans and that there were certain clouds that prevented me from going any higher.
There needs to be a way to play a game that doesn't have players with high ping because those are what kill me the most. They just teleport out of nowhere and then turn invisible and shoot you.
Um...Why the heck did people rate down my last comment? All I said was that there were only two hearts for me on level 22. It's not like I was saying the game is crap. But I found out that it was a timed heart.
I think I've spent like 4 or 5 hours playing this game. First I had to make to the end. Then I had to fully upgrade my ship. Then I had to unlock all the achievements (except for last one which won't unlock even though I've met the requirements). After that, I decided to get 10 sand cards and use them all at once. I took forever to find them all.
I think the boss secretly likes you. I mean, why else would he paint your face on his stomach? Even though you force him to change his pants each day, he still cares for you.
Also, I think the description for laxative upgrade is wrong. Is says there will be more poo, which would be a stupid upgrade since poo works against you. Then I saw it had the circle and line on the upgrade so is it suppose to decrease poo or increase?
It was a great game, but could you please get an editor or and someone good with grammar? I found some of the story hard to read because of the grammar. I eventually figured out what you meant, and I found it to be a pretty good story.
When I said I wanted sound, I meant throughout the game. It's boring with no sound while you're playing. Also, if this isn't all in his head, then he must be a clone. Clone number 4 died while number (12 was it) escaped.
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